Don’t lie to us Dan. We see through your lies. You’re not in it for the children. You’re in it for the tireless hours of fucking. The children are just your side effect.
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imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
"somebody swaddle your ass in the fucking ritz?"
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